Comments on: Something I Don’t Miss About NYC http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2009/07/27/something-i-dont-miss-about-nyc/ Just another Laughfactory.com Blog Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:38:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: AN IRISH BRIT http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2009/07/27/something-i-dont-miss-about-nyc/comment-page-1/#comment-267 AN IRISH BRIT Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:43:59 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=76#comment-267 Your odds of getting assaulted may have been reduced by at least 65 percent by choosing that cell, and so were the polices' chances of being sued by you for neglecting you whilst you were in there – simply because they’d engineered the get out clause of "but he told us he wanted to go in that cell." 'You don't picture me behind a girl, grabbing her hair like: "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"' – THIS, sir, is where we differ. 'Nervously, I cleared my throat...' – maybe not the best choice of words for this type of scenario! [Okay, maybe we could scratch the fact that we differ, I get it now. NOW I see you asking a girl the 'Who's your stylist?' question!] 'The fog of my terror lifted temporarily as I thought, "Shit, he thinks I look like Clay Aiken?"' – superb, well written, and definitely the best line in there! Your odds of getting assaulted may have been reduced by at least 65 percent by choosing that cell, and so were the polices’ chances of being sued by you for neglecting you whilst you were in there – simply because they’d engineered the get out clause of “but he told us he wanted to go in that cell.”

‘You don’t picture me behind a girl, grabbing her hair like: “WHO’S YOUR DADDY?”‘ – THIS, sir, is where we differ.

‘Nervously, I cleared my throat…’ – maybe not the best choice of words for this type of scenario! [Okay, maybe we could scratch the fact that we differ, I get it now. NOW I see you asking a girl the 'Who's your stylist?' question!]

‘The fog of my terror lifted temporarily as I thought, “Shit, he thinks I look like Clay Aiken?”‘ – superb, well written, and definitely the best line in there!

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