Comments on: Tour Bus Week 1 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2009/08/25/133/ Just another Laughfactory.com Blog Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:54:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Julie http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2009/08/25/133/comment-page-1/#comment-972 Julie Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:37:19 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=133#comment-972 The bus is peemp! You are a very amusing writer. What's so wrong with fucking skulls anyway? ;-) The bus is peemp! You are a very amusing writer. What’s so wrong with fucking skulls anyway? ;-)

]]> By: AN IRISH BRIT http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2009/08/25/133/comment-page-1/#comment-717 AN IRISH BRIT Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:49:27 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=133#comment-717 Bill, how on earth are you ever going to convince people you're not gay, if a simple "Come with me!" request ensures you follow a strange man to the back of a plane no questions asked? 'I got into the lavatory, slid the lock shut, and silently cursed at ginger balls for 35 seconds' – trying to decide if you should have used capitals here, or if this is a clear case of too much information! '...the idea of spending hundreds of hours with him and his crew on a claustrophobic tour bus full of testosterone and toe cheese was indubitably daunting...' – yes, but, if I remember rightly, you thought Iraq was daunting too at the outset. You're probably the most experienced one there. I know it's very different, but I can't help seeing some parity with the Iraq tour. This trip has a whiff (pardon the pun) if Saddam's chintzy palace (fully of smelly, snoring guys etc...). The USO trip turned out to be a memorable experience for you, and one which you speak of with great fondness. This time you're in America, so the bus is obviously bigger... waaaay bigger... and, if you want it, sex is actually allowed*... and this time there's alcohol too... unlimited alcohol! Okay, okay, maybe - primarily because of the alcohol - this trip may not be entirely 'memorable', but I'm certainly looking forward to what you can remember... Put your videos up!** * [Please be advised to check each state for exact details though...] ** [I mean the premiere videos, not those of Pammy or Paris ilk -- though, on second thoughts...] Bill, how on earth are you ever going to convince people you’re not gay, if a simple “Come with me!” request ensures you follow a strange man to the back of a plane no questions asked?

‘I got into the lavatory, slid the lock shut, and silently cursed at ginger balls for 35 seconds’ – trying to decide if you should have used capitals here, or if this is a clear case of too much information!

‘…the idea of spending hundreds of hours with him and his crew on a claustrophobic tour bus full of testosterone and toe cheese was indubitably daunting…’ – yes, but, if I remember rightly, you thought Iraq was daunting too at the outset. You’re probably the most experienced one there. I know it’s very different, but I can’t help seeing some parity with the Iraq tour. This trip has a whiff (pardon the pun) if Saddam’s chintzy palace (fully of smelly, snoring guys etc…).

The USO trip turned out to be a memorable experience for you, and one which you speak of with great fondness. This time you’re in America, so the bus is obviously bigger… waaaay bigger… and, if you want it, sex is actually allowed*… and this time there’s alcohol too… unlimited alcohol! Okay, okay, maybe - primarily because of the alcohol - this trip may not be entirely ‘memorable’, but I’m certainly looking forward to what you can remember…

Put your videos up!**

* [Please be advised to check each state for exact details though...]
** [I mean the premiere videos, not those of Pammy or Paris ilk -- though, on second thoughts...]

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