Comments on: SEX and STRETCH! http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/ Just another Laughfactory.com Blog Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:53:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: AN IRISH BRIT http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4956 AN IRISH BRIT Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:23:00 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4956 P.P.S. And when I say, “there you have it!” obviously I was referring to what I used to say to Stretch as I pushed my index finger as into his rear as hard as I could to create a little butthole… as my aptly named Action Man tried to persuade him into trying anal for the very first time… P.P.S. And when I say, “there you have it!” obviously I was referring to what I used to say to Stretch as I pushed my index finger as into his rear as hard as I could to create a little butthole… as my aptly named Action Man tried to persuade him into trying anal for the very first time…

]]> By: AN IRISH BRIT http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4955 AN IRISH BRIT Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:22:39 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4955 P.S. I nearly never posted that ‘shitter’ comment - thought it was kinda’ crude, maybe unnecessary so. But, hey, there you have it. P.S. I nearly never posted that ‘shitter’ comment - thought it was kinda’ crude, maybe unnecessary so. But, hey, there you have it.

]]> By: AN IRISH BRIT http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4953 AN IRISH BRIT Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:22:15 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4953 Sorry to hear about your heartache, Bill. Truly. I had a Stretch too (I swear to God). Not a girly toy I know, but who cares? Like you, I remember desperately wanting one too. I even had a blonde ‘Evil Eye’ Action Man too, to pair up with my Barbie. Ken just didn’t do it for me. Action Man was buff, and even a little kid I instinctively I knew he’d really knew how to treat a woman (I think Action Man was/is your GI Joe equivalent). Anyway, Stretch always felt like a serious piece of kit, because he was sooooo heavy in my little hands. He was very Flash Gordonesque. Dunno’ what came first, Flash or Stretch, but The Rocky Horror Picture Show certainly knew a winning gay stereotype look when they saw one. Even as a little kid I thought he had an extra cheesy look about him that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. I never felt comfortable when looking at his hair either and like your doll, mine sprung a leak too. Looking at him then, he always looked like a guy posed and ready to have a shit whilst standing up. Now I think he was probably a guy posed in readiness of getting his shitter filled whilst standing up… SHE-YIT, I think I can even compare my relationship with him to relationships with guys too. After having a buff blonde guy who would bend to my will, this definitely that set a precedence for all future guys I met/meet. So imagine how happy I was when I read you’d joined Crunch! Haha! x Sorry to hear about your heartache, Bill. Truly.

I had a Stretch too (I swear to God). Not a girly toy I know, but who cares? Like you, I remember desperately wanting one too. I even had a blonde ‘Evil Eye’ Action Man too, to pair up with my Barbie. Ken just didn’t do it for me. Action Man was buff, and even a little kid I instinctively I knew he’d really knew how to treat a woman (I think Action Man was/is your GI Joe equivalent).

Anyway, Stretch always felt like a serious piece of kit, because he was sooooo heavy in my little hands. He was very Flash Gordonesque. Dunno’ what came first, Flash or Stretch, but The Rocky Horror Picture Show certainly knew a winning gay stereotype look when they saw one. Even as a little kid I thought he had an extra cheesy look about him that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. I never felt comfortable when looking at his hair either and like your doll, mine sprung a leak too. Looking at him then, he always looked like a guy posed and ready to have a shit whilst standing up. Now I think he was probably a guy posed in readiness of getting his shitter filled whilst standing up…

SHE-YIT, I think I can even compare my relationship with him to relationships with guys too. After having a buff blonde guy who would bend to my will, this definitely that set a precedence for all future guys I met/meet. So imagine how happy I was when I read you’d joined Crunch! Haha! x

]]> By: jim http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4808 jim Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:15:57 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4808 You do realize, Bill, that we stabbed Stretch Armstrong, don't you? That's why he leaked. I stabbed him in revenge for you messing up my GI Joe's hair and fingers. You do realize, Bill, that we stabbed Stretch Armstrong, don’t you? That’s why he leaked. I stabbed him in revenge for you messing up my GI Joe’s hair and fingers.

]]> By: admin http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4736 admin Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:10:24 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4736 Sorry Brent, I'm a complete dipshit and accidentally deleted a full page of comments (approximately 15). It was supposed to be approved but I mass-deleted the whole page. Please keep commenting -- it won't happen again! -- bill Sorry Brent, I’m a complete dipshit and accidentally deleted a full page of comments (approximately 15).

It was supposed to be approved but I mass-deleted the whole page. Please keep commenting — it won’t happen again!

– bill

]]> By: Brent http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4641 Brent Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:15:16 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4641 So certain comments that are posted just mysteriously disappear, even when they are giving positive responses? Somehow I don't see Bill doing that his self, but for whatever reason, thats pretty gay. Of course, this response probably won't last long either. So certain comments that are posted just mysteriously disappear, even when they are giving positive responses? Somehow I don’t see Bill doing that his self, but for whatever reason, thats pretty gay. Of course, this response probably won’t last long either.

]]> By: Julie http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4471 Julie Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:58:03 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4471 Well written and funny!!! Great analogy!!! Well written and funny!!! Great analogy!!!

]]> By: Sandra Swift http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4389 Sandra Swift Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:27:28 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4389 This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. I forgot about every stinkin problem I have. Thank you......omg you're funnier than Hell! This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. I forgot about every stinkin problem I have. Thank you……omg you’re funnier than Hell!

]]> By: michael http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/02/03/the-thing-to-end-all-things/comment-page-1/#comment-4340 michael Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:21:48 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=353#comment-4340 So... she wanted to pee on you? So… she wanted to pee on you?

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