Comments for LaughFactory.com | Los Angeles Comedy Club | Bill Dawes' Blog http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes Just another Laughfactory.com Blog Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:00:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 Comment on Diary of a Comedy Club Emcee by An_Irish_Brit http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2011/08/30/diary-of-a-comedy-club-emcee/comment-page-1/#comment-64690 An_Irish_Brit Wed, 31 Aug 2011 20:42:58 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=650#comment-64690 Bill, believe it or not, all this time when you’ve been mentioning ‘Shape-ups’ I actually thought you were on about some kind of new male underwear! Truly I did. Now I know they’re trainers you actually look cool* again in my eyes. No matter how much of a passion-killer your new footwear may be to some women, NOTHING will ever come close to the mental image I conjured up of you in a girdle. Dear God IT WAS AWFUL! Awful. *Well, sorta... Bill, believe it or not, all this time when you’ve been mentioning ‘Shape-ups’ I actually thought you were on about some kind of new male underwear! Truly I did. Now I know they’re trainers you actually look cool* again in my eyes.

No matter how much of a passion-killer your new footwear may be to some women, NOTHING will ever come close to the mental image I conjured up of you in a girdle. Dear God IT WAS AWFUL! Awful.

*Well, sorta…

]]> Comment on PEEING MY PANTS IN PUBLIC by Eddy http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2011/04/02/peeing-my-pants-in-public/comment-page-1/#comment-36844 Eddy Mon, 11 Apr 2011 06:12:44 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=611#comment-36844 Brilliant story mister. Keep them coming! On our faces! Brilliant story mister. Keep them coming! On our faces!

]]> Comment on GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE…by Bill Dawes by An_Irish_Brit http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/12/23/ghost-of-christmas-future/comment-page-1/#comment-24787 An_Irish_Brit Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:31:00 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=595#comment-24787 *whether Bollocks! *whether

Bollocks!

]]> Comment on GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE…by Bill Dawes by An_Irish_Brit http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/12/23/ghost-of-christmas-future/comment-page-1/#comment-24786 An_Irish_Brit Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:28:06 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=595#comment-24786 "Hey, instead of me looking at all these pictures, how about I just Google "baby pictures." It will have about the exact same fucking affect." -- haha! Next year will probably be a "What to do if your self help books aren't working?" book. Going back home makes you feel like a child again as, does getting to spend lengthy time periods with siblings. Best thing about this is that you're a kid who has as much power as the adults and can drink alcohol. Bloody fantastic! I'm the same, in that I'm the perpetually single person in my family, but in MINE they all seem to worry (i.e. are preoccupied)with weather or not I'm getting SEX, not when I'm getting married. I swear to God, EVERYONE asks me if I'm getting any! Everyone! Cheeky b'stards! I think the presumption is that a man IS getting it, but a woman is NOT. I usually shake my head, smile and reply with something along the lines of an indignant "Pardon?!" However, if you get the timing right, this one usually goes down the best: "You can live without it, man. It's a miserable bloody life though..." “Hey, instead of me looking at all these pictures, how about I just Google “baby pictures.” It will have about the exact same fucking affect.” — haha!

Next year will probably be a “What to do if your self help books aren’t working?” book.

Going back home makes you feel like a child again as, does getting to spend lengthy time periods with siblings. Best thing about this is that you’re a kid who has as much power as the adults and can drink alcohol. Bloody fantastic!

I’m the same, in that I’m the perpetually single person in my family, but in MINE they all seem to worry (i.e. are preoccupied)with weather or not I’m getting SEX, not when I’m getting married. I swear to God, EVERYONE asks me if I’m getting any! Everyone! Cheeky b’stards! I think the presumption is that a man IS getting it, but a woman is NOT. I usually shake my head, smile and reply with something along the lines of an indignant “Pardon?!” However, if you get the timing right, this one usually goes down the best: “You can live without it, man. It’s a miserable bloody life though…”

]]> Comment on THE HECKLER HANDBOOK by Bill Dawes by An_Irish_Brit http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/11/08/the-heckler-handbook-by-bill-dawes/comment-page-1/#comment-20141 An_Irish_Brit Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:54:48 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=589#comment-20141 "They’ve been ridiculed their whole lives and they also handle penises in their rectums, so the words of a comic have little effect" -- hmmmm... I mean, I'm no expert, but think you probably coulda' used this line for 'The Snooki' too... Fab blog! As always! x “They’ve been ridiculed their whole lives and they also handle penises in their rectums, so the words of a comic have little effect” — hmmmm… I mean, I’m no expert, but think you probably coulda’ used this line for ‘The Snooki’ too…

Fab blog! As always! x

]]> Comment on “PRESS JUNKET FOR DUMMIES” by BILL DAWES by An_Irish_Brit http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/09/14/press-junket-for-dummies/comment-page-2/#comment-15083 An_Irish_Brit Wed, 29 Sep 2010 20:15:41 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=577#comment-15083 The only way this story could be improved upon is if Coke was spelt with a small c... The only way this story could be improved upon is if Coke was spelt with a small c…

]]> Comment on “PRESS JUNKET FOR DUMMIES” by BILL DAWES by Joy http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/09/14/press-junket-for-dummies/comment-page-1/#comment-13714 Joy Wed, 15 Sep 2010 18:30:43 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=577#comment-13714 Well, sounds better than a press junkie at least. Well, sounds better than a press junkie at least.

]]> Comment on “PRESS JUNKET FOR DUMMIES” by BILL DAWES by Monique http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/09/14/press-junket-for-dummies/comment-page-1/#comment-13634 Monique Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:26:04 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=577#comment-13634 So what's a junket? JK! I need to learn to start the day with one of your stories;this was hilarious! So what’s a junket? JK! I need to learn to start the day with one of your stories;this was hilarious!

]]> Comment on SHOOTING BLANKS by myVagary http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/05/22/shooting-blanks/comment-page-1/#comment-13545 myVagary Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:51:11 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=533#comment-13545 Great story Bill. This is exactly the type of material I love to read, real artists going through real experiences. So I guess the moral is: consciously give respect where it's due, or Meryl will jump into your subcontious and just start fu@king sh!t up. Thanks for sharing! Great story Bill. This is exactly the type of material I love to read, real artists going through real experiences. So I guess the moral is: consciously give respect where it’s due, or Meryl will jump into your subcontious and just start fu@king sh!t up. Thanks for sharing!

]]> Comment on MY DAD & HAMSTERS (No, not like that…) by myVagary http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/2010/06/23/my-dad-hamsters-no-not-like-that/comment-page-3/#comment-13535 myVagary Mon, 13 Sep 2010 16:40:43 +0000 http://laughfactory.com/blog/billdawes/?p=558#comment-13535 Nice job Bill! Your dad sounds super cool, even if he can't fix a decapitated hamster. I don't wanna brag but my dad can, but I'm told the loss of blood changes the color of the hamster. Nice job Bill! Your dad sounds super cool, even if he can’t fix a decapitated hamster. I don’t wanna brag but my dad can, but I’m told the loss of blood changes the color of the hamster.

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