I asked my 3 year old grandson Malachi what was his name he replied Spiderman. I said Malachi what is your real name he replied Peter Parker - dwaynereed32
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." - callmemarkster
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor comes into the examining room and says, "Sir you will have to stop masturbating." The guy says, "Why doc?" The doctor says, "because I'm trying to examine you!" - bert216