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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his does and unplugged his life support.
Q: How easy is it to count in binary? A: It's as easy as 01 10 11.
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?<br>A: Had a byte!
Q: Whats Forrest Gump's password? A: 1forrest1
I named my hard drive 'dat ass,' so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up.'
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'And what starting salary are you looking for?' The engineer replies, 'In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.' The interviewer inquires, 'Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?' The engineer sits up straight and says, 'Wow! Are you kidding?' The interviewer replies, 'Yeah, but you started it.'